Nonsense! Every Patient in My Hospital Obeys the Law

An age of spiritual qi revival, where awakened ones run rampant.

Lin Xian takes over a bankrupt psychiatric hospital, only to discover that it is an undeveloped paradise of cultivation!

With the Cultivating Hospital Director System at his side, all he has to do is treat patients to upgrade the facilities without limit.

Run-down Ward One becomes the Nine Heavens Sword Pool protected by the Supreme Immortal-Slaying Formation! Spiritual energy density increases by 1,000%!

The abandoned, filthy kitchen becomes the Supreme Alchemy Furnace, fueled by the Divine Flame of Creation! The chance of successfully refining a pill increases three hundredfold!

The cracked stone lion at the entrance becomes an Ancient Guardian Divine Beast of the Hospital, the Thunderflame Suanni! Its combat power skyrockets by one hundred thousand!

The patients at the hospital are no ordinary people, either.

The old man in Bed One claims to be the Nine Heavens Sword God. With a branch, he can cleave the void!

The old lady in Bed Two calls herself a grandmaster alchemist. The mud pills she rolls can let awakened ones ascend to immortality in broad daylight!

While the great corporate groups and awakened guilds outside fight tooth and nail over the tiniest scraps of cultivation resources,

Lin Xian has already turned his psychiatric hospital into the number one sacred land in the Myriad Worlds!

“Move into my hospital, and I guarantee you’ll become an immortal patriarch.”

“But this hospital doesn’t take in dead weight. All gods and demons of the Myriad Worlds must submit!”