Siheyuan: Divine Choices, Kicking Xu Damao from the Start

I was binge-watching a show when I transmigrated into the Siheyuan as its unlucky fool. The whole courtyard of beasts is waiting to devour me. Just as I start cursing, a Divine Choice System explodes into being in my mind. The beginner's gift pack gives me ten years of martial arts training, and I slap a longevity pill into my mouth. From now on, I'll be the one making the rules in this courtyard.