Cosplaying the Thunder General, My Livestream Is Full of Trolls

[The author isn't human: meme-filled, hilarious, and completely unhinged daily life]

The livestream regularly draws 53 viewers, 49 of whom are trolls, while the other four haven't learned to troll yet.

The landlord is demanding rent, the account balance is 388.72, and even buying a meal at Shaxian takes careful consideration. Game streamer Wei Chao makes a living with his skills, but his skills can't fill his stomach.

The big shot in the chat, “I'm Not Lezhi,” throws down a bet: “If you lose, wear women's clothes. If you win, I'll send you ten Cloud-Piercing Arrows.”

Wei Chao: “I've got this.”

Three minutes later, the screen goes gray.

At eleven that night, he puts on a Raiden Shogun cosplay outfit, and a System descends

“Women's Clothing Saves the World System has finished loading.”

He sings “The Cat's Meow” and gets ten people saying “That feels so good,” unlocking his ability to imitate a feminine voice.

With two Ultraman figurines, he plays both roles, delivering an impassioned recitation that ranges from “the youth and beauty of a young girl” to “Copper fetishism is illegal.” The chat completely loses it.

Top streamer Leaf drops by to check out his stream, then turns around and sends him a Carnival gift.

Overnight, his 50-viewer livestream swells to 500 actual people.

The next day, Wei Chao changes into a black T-shirt. “No women's clothes today. I'll show you what a real skilled streamer looks like!”

Then the first ninja goes down.

The chat floods with the same demand: “Women's clothes! Women's clothes! Women's clothes!”

Wei Chao stares at the screen, the corner of his mouth twitching.

His phone buzzes: Thunder Ultraman has shipped and will be delivered locally tonight.

He slowly raises his head and gives them a smile that says, “Just you wait”

“Guys, the hidden form of a skilled streamer is about to go live.”