Siheyuan: I Sneaked In and Stole All of Silly Zhu's Steamed Buns

A thirty-year-old bachelor is reborn as a three-year-old beggar, with a one-cubic-meter storage space tucked against his chest. Banggeng leads the way to steal food from the cafeteria, and I duck in after him. While Silly Zhu turns around to get the soy sauce, a whole steamer's worth of white-flour buns disappears. He rushes out with a cleaver in hand. "Thief! Stop right there!" Before I slip through a hole in the wall, I glance back and grin. "Bro, I'll taste these buns for you first, just to see how salty they are."