Xuan Youzi, a ghost cultivator of the Xuanyin Sect, practiced for three hundred years, but was surrounded and liberated by the righteous forces.
When I opened my eyes, I arrived at a place called "Rule Monster Talk".
The ghost mother held the human flesh and smiled: "Son, eat."
Xuan Youzi looked her over: "You are a female ghost, your resentment is 60% pure. Have you chosen a place to raise your corpse? Have you set up the Yin Gathering Formation? You are wasting natural resources."
The bus driver said, "Don't talk to the driver."
Xuan Youzi took out the soul-calming bell made of a can ring: "Ding! Stand at attention!"
Driver: "..."
The rule says: "Don't go out at twelve o'clock in the evening."
Xuan Youzi went out to breathe on time at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night - this is the time when the Yin Qi is the strongest and it is a good time to practice.
Ghosts: "Are you here to clear customs or purchase goods?"
Later, the ultimate "it" in the strange world discovered that all the ghosts he sent had been collected by this evil cultivator and used as medicine.
"It" got angry: "Delete this person!"
Xuan Youzi took out a talisman drawn on homework paper and said: "Little doll, your tone is not small. Your Yin energy is so pure that it is not enough to serve as a cauldron for me."
"Wait, why are you running away? Come back! Pindao hasn't seen enough yet!"