Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang Slacks Off, and the Fifth Trial Gets Stuck

With a knife at my throat, I'm forced to head west. I just select the Mountain Lord dungeon and ask where Wu Song is, only to find the hundred thousand mountains burned to cinders! Guanyin arrives on a lotus to persuade me, but I slap the dust off my kasaya: I'm done being a monk! The Bodhisattva frowns and says she'll help me overcome my tribulation. I grin: Sure, but give me A Complete Guide to Demon Slang first, then we'll talk!