My name is Bai Ze, a graduate student in the Department of Archeology. I wrote a thesis on "The Book of Mountains and Seas There Are Dragons" and was called a madman by the entire Internet.
My supervisor persuaded me to transfer to another department, and my roommate sent me a "Civil Science Certification" emoji.
I climbed over the wall into the zoo late at night and saw the panda, known as the "treasure of the park," squatting at the foot of the wall waiting for me.
There was a bit of bamboo shoot in front of me, as if I had known I would come.
It slapped the tiger away, put the bamboo shoot into my hand, and patted my head with its paw.
The whole internet is still laughing at me.
They don't know - this panda can knock offshore submarines out of the water with one palm. And the scar that existed in the palm of my hand will become hot when it is close to it.
The way it looked at me seemed to say: little ancestor.
I accepted the bamboo shoot, and the tip of the bamboo shoot still had its teeth marks.
From now on, it will show its claws and I will show its brain.
No system, no heroine, no harem, pure cool writing, online IQ, feel free to enter.
(This is an imaginary world view and has nothing to do with reality.)
