My name is Lin Mo, and I am bound by something that calls itself the "Social Death Value Exchange System".
Its tasks include but are not limited to:
Reciting "Shi Shi Biao" on the subway
Sing "Grateful Heart" at the all-hands meeting
Commentary on imitating the animal world in front of the goddess of crush
Its penalties include but are not limited to:
Send a 60-second voice acapella to the company to sing "Love Business"
Wearing JK uniforms and dancing to the new treasure island in the morning meeting
Add "meow" at the end of every sentence for 24 consecutive hours
Its rewards include but are not limited to:
No social dead card (but there are prerequisites for use)
Reverse skills (making others embarrassed for you)
Social Death Immunity Aura (Do you believe it yourself?)
I thought my life would be ruined at the hands of this system.
Until i found out
The whole company started waiting for me to get sick.
"Brother Lin, which article are you reciting today? I'll help you search for the original text."
"Brother Lin, the boss is in a bad mood, why don't you go sing a song?"
Me: ... Do you think I am a humanoid atmosphere group? ? ?
System: [It is detected that the host's social death value is about to exceed the threshold, and the ultimate skill "Group Social Death" is unlocked. There is no one left within a radius of 100 meters.
Wait a moment.
This skill...
I seem to like it a bit?
