Lin Xiaoxiao is horrified to discover that her entire family vanished overnight, leaving only her mother, a retired sanda champion.
When the System flashes red and prepares to drag Lin Xiaoxiao away too, her mother lands a powerful front kick and smashes the void's light screen to pieces!
Her mother: “You dare touch my daughter? Believe me, I'll follow the internet cable and rip your motherboard out!”
The System hits its knees and is forced to create a cross-server group chat called “One Big Happy Family.”
Lin Xiaoxiao takes a look, and it's a complete disaster:
Her dad has become the lowliest green-skinned goblin in a Western fantasy world; her big brother is a rusting scrap-metal robot in a cyberpunk world; and her second sister is a foxtail grass at the very bottom of the cultivation world's food chain!
Don't panic! Mom has the System in the palm of her hand, and takes Lin Xiaoxiao on a wild spree of exploiting bugs to farm stat points!
Mom maxes out [Defense] for her cyberpunk big brother, turning him into a liquid terminator who smashes the villainous conglomerate!
She maxes out [Toxicity] for her cultivating second sister, so that one bite from a divine beast gives it explosive diarrhea and transforms the sister into the Ancestress of Ten Thousand Poisons!
She maxes out [Charisma] for her Western fantasy dad, making him a goblin socialite whom even dragons fight to have as their bodyguard!
Meanwhile, Mom and Lin Xiaoxiao stay in the modern world, using high-tech gear and cultivation pills sent back across worlds to beat up awful relatives and casually build the world's leading financial empire!
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