The first thing I did after being reborn: I opened the family group chat and sent four 60-second voice messages.
My whole family called me crazy.
The second thing I did after being reborn: I tagged everyone in the class group chat and dropped three screenshots.
The whole class went wild.
The third thing I did after being reborn: I grabbed the microphone at the grade assembly.
Three thousand students heard me say...
“Chen Ze, fine, you cheated on me, but when are you paying back the 300 yuan you owe me?”
Everyone thought I was doomed.
Instead, my quotes became viral memes across the internet,
I became the “Unhinged Queen” with tens of millions of followers,
The aloof top student chased after me, begging to become my investor,
And my biological rich-family parents lined up outside my company, begging me to acknowledge them.
Oh, and that 300 yuan? The cheating jerk paid it back in the end, with double the interest.