I transmigrated into a cyberpunk wasteland. Everyone else awakened powers and swept through armies, but I, Lin Bei, awakened a Summoning System.
Newbie gift pack, ten-pull draw, let’s go!
[Congratulations, Host! You obtained: Mickey Mouse (temporary)]
Lin Bei: ???
The next second, a giant rat in red shorts had the pack of gray beasts hunting me pinned to the ground. He whipped out the Clubhouse and used his Mouseketools to smash the monsters into memes.
I, Lin Bei, was completely dumbfounded.
Then the System told me: “Want to get stronger? Fine, go complete missions in the SpongeBob instance.”
I went in full of anticipation.
Wait, why is Mr. Krabs dissecting Patrick???
You said this was a children’s cartoon! This is clearly a horror movie!