In the seventeenth year of Zhenguan, Prince Li Chengqian failed in his rebellion, was deposed as a commoner, and was exiled to Qianzhou.
Everyone thought he would sink and become another failed footnote in the history books. Even he felt the same way - he drank and acted out every day, waiting for the day when he would burp his butt.
Until a broken book fell from the sky.
"Ding - Congratulations to the host for activating the [Mountain and River Society Map]. This system is dedicated to correcting historical regrets and specializing in all kinds of dissatisfaction."
Li Chengqian: "I have no regrets, I just want to lie down."
System: "According to Article 7 of the contract, if the host fails to do his job, I will disclose his childhood dark history, including but not limited to spying on the maids taking a bath, cutting the beard of the master, and giving laxatives to Wei Zheng, etc."
Li Chengqian: "... You are cruel."
Thus, a deposed prince and a poisonous tongue system began their journey of slutty manipulation.
When war broke out in the Anxi Protectorate, Li Chengqian and Guo Ziyi rushed thousands of miles to attack;
When the Turkic cavalry came knocking at the pass, Zhang Xun and Li Mi stood behind him;
When the storm broke out again in Chang'an City, everyone discovered that the forgotten good-for-nothing prince was no longer the same as before.
"Weren't you crippled?"
"Yeah, but who said you can't stand up again after you're done with it?"
This is a story about redemption and growth.
How does a loser regain everything he has lost step by step.
By the way, all the tragedies that should have happened were overthrown.
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