I traveled through time and became a poor boss who was dumped by my ex-girlfriend. System: Host, let the whole world know that Long Guocai can be named! Me: Okay, give me a trim first. Then I made a beef ball and threw it on the ground - it bounced three feet high and scared the old man selling tofu next door into emoticons. Immediately afterwards, the National Games Arena teleported me away and asked me to compete in the Global Arena. Opponent: The Japanese Grandmaster, who won seventeen games in a row and used his nostrils to look at people the whole time. Me: Pee on cow balls, please. Barrage:? ? ? Is this thing edible? ? Me: Yes, I can even "sniff" your face. Global Audience: Shocked. Jpg
