Entering the Abuse Literature, the Metaphysic Master Goes Crazy Online

[Metaphysics + sand sculpture + cool writing + funny + no cp + group portrait + epileptic writing Bai Que, the ten-year-old apprentice of Emperor Fengdu, traveled to a world composed of countless abuse novels. What? You said it was the female protagonist who was tortured? No, no, no, as long as she is here, the story will only abuse the male protagonist. The original body has no cultivation level? It doesn't matter, there are hundreds of messy talisman papers in her Qiankun bag. Episode one: He was chased by a killer as soon as he walked in? [Ballet Talisman] Here comes one. The killers held hands and danced a ballet together. Bai Que directed the people into the lake, where they bubbled and drowned. Episode two: At the homecoming banquet, the fake daughter deliberately jumped into the lake, saying that it was the real daughter who pushed her? [Synchronized Swimming Charm] Get one. The fake daughter is like a fish in the water, with two big white legs sticking out of the water, doing splits, spinning, and flapping. The dude at the scene whistled wildly. Episode three: At the royal banquet, the general wanted to ask the emperor to marry him based on his military merits, and forcefully married the heroine who already had his sweetheart. [Follow the Wind Talisman] Throw it out. Everyone at the scene, ranging from the eighty-year-old uncle to the five-year-old prince, knelt down and cried bitterly, begging to marry the heroine. If the emperor does not agree, he will kill himself, jump into the lake, or hang himself. ... Hey, abuse? No, this is her amusement park! Hey, hey, she hasn't run out of talismans yet, why is everyone recommending her to be the queen?