The good news: Lin Xun died from overwork. No more dealing with idiot clients.
The bad news: After she died, she joined the Planar Management Bureau, where she has to meet a monthly collections KPI of 10,000 points!
The even worse news: Every one of her debtors is a powerful immortal cultivator capable of destroying the world!
A sect leader drew his immortal sword. "A mere ghost! Die!"
Result: Lin Xun clicked "Throttle" in the backend, and his ten thousand swords returning to one froze mid-attack like a slideshow!
A world-ending demon lord summoned a sea of blood. "I shall devour the Heavenly Dao!"
Result: Lin Xun connected him to the heartbreak channel and sent his ex-girlfriend his location. The scumbag's own backyard caught fire!
A cold, aloof sword master looked down from on high. "I have no money. Take my life instead."
Result: Lin Xun pulled out a [Lifetime Contract of Indentured Service]. The sword master was forced to transform into a black panther and warm her bed!
The big shots of countless worlds collectively lost it. "Wait, why can this woman make her words come true?!"
The villains of the heavens fell to their knees and begged for mercy. "Sister Lin, we'll do the hard labor, we'll pay you back. Please don't cut off our internet!"
Lin Xun tapped away at her keyboard with practiced ease, flashing a professional eight-tooth smile.
"Bosses, if you want faster internet, remember to get a membership."
