I Became the Office Doormat, So I Fight Back with Poisonous Predictions

[Workplace face-slapping + reverse jinxing + hilarious nonsense]

Jiang Song transmigrates into the body of a pushover being bullied at work.

Luckily, she awakens the "Reverse Jinx System." As long as she sincerely offers praise and good wishes, the villains are guaranteed to suffer terrible luck!

From then on, with her magically cursed tongue, she becomes the industry's living Bodhisattva.

From the start, she's up against a nasty boss who withholds her wages and fires her on the spot.

Jiang Song smiles instead of getting angry and gives him a deep, 90-degree bow. "I wish you promotions at every turn and a long, safe life, Manager!"

The next second, her boss steps outside, slips on dog poop, skids ten meters on his knees, and lands right in a sewer, breaking two ribs.

Jiang Song lets loose completely and transforms into a drama queen who sets the workplace straight.

To a credit-stealing green tea, she offers her blessing: "I wish you great success!"

The projector switches on by itself and plays the green tea's video of her trading favors for promotions on an endless loop.

After blessing her way through one disaster after another, Jiang Song discovers that the only person immune to her jinx is the handsome IT guy, and a single touch from him brings her right back to full health!

Then one day, Maybachs surround the building, and the impoverished IT guy turns out to be the group's newly arrived heir.

He pins her against her desk and chuckles, "Miss Jiang, did you enjoy the coffee I bought you?"

Jiang Song immediately snaps to attention and flashes him a sincere, sweet smile. "It was delicious! The coffee my boss buys is truly the nectar of the gods for hard-working employees like us!"