[Multiple Personalities]+ [Multiple Heroines]+ [A Terrible Protagonist]+ [Comedy]
Lin Fan is an ordinary college student, so broke he lives on steamed buns and buried under online loan debt.
Then a dog knocks him into a river, and he nearly drowns.
When he wakes up, there are three more people in his head.
One is a middle schooler who loves studying and calls him big brother.
One is a shady lawyer who starts every sentence with “According to the Civil Code...” and is always looking for loopholes.
The last is a chuuni who claims to be an Immortal Venerable, cackles ominously, and says he transmigrated back from the future.
It takes Lin Fan one afternoon to figure out one thing:
This damn thing isn’t a golden finger. It’s dissociative identity disorder.
But unlike other people, he doesn’t panic. He smiles instead.
“You take care of the studying. I’ll take care of winning.”
From then on:
He sends the middle schooler to class and lets him take the exams.
When there’s a lawsuit, the shady lawyer comes up with a plan. Even debt collectors end up getting sued.
And when it comes to fighting?
The crooked cultivator rolls his wrists and lets out an ominous cackle.
Lin Fan’s only problem is that the three of them are far too noisy.
But even worse:
He hasn’t paid off his debts yet, and now his nude photos have been sent to his ex-girlfriend. His counselor turns out to be his cousin, and the wealthy older woman he rescued from drowning transfers him fifty thousand yuan as thanks, with the note “To purchase cultural relics.”
