Lin Wan joined a netizen who is an ocean-going sailor. He originally wanted to find a source of seafood, but he didn't expect that his style of painting was getting more and more outrageous.
It disappears during the day and comes back in seconds in the early morning, which is euphemistically called jet lag when running on a boat;
We just chatted for three hours about sending four king crabs, and he said lightly, "I picked them up from the sea, they are worthless";
If you are angry, you will send sea cucumbers to replenish your health, your aunt will send you seahorses, and even if you are jealous, you will dump a box of Australian dragons to declare your sovereignty.
It all relies on Baidu to insist on human common sense, understand that it goes astray time and time again, and retort in a hurry, "You wait for me to swim over."
The more Lin Wan talked, the more panicked she became: How could this be a sailor? Does he really live in the sea?
My best friend slapped her chest: Can he be a monster in broad daylight? Rush for inspection!
On the day of the appearance, the man was cold and dignified, with long legs and a thin waist, but he walked smoothly, was afraid of fresh water, and turned pale when he saw boiled fish.
Until he was splashed with water on a rainy day and silver-blue scales flashed on his trouser legs, he rushed into the toilet and hid for two hours, claiming that he had a "stomach pain."
Lin Wan was silent for three seconds: "You said you were running a boat... You didn't lie to me. You are a boat yourself?"
After falling off her horse, she settled the score at the speed of light:
Seafood is free and the purchase cost is zero;
It is strong enough to move goods and save labor costs;
The pearls are delivered in a box, and the pocket money is sufficient.
Lin Wan: We've already talked about it, how can we separate it?
From then on, her mermaid boyfriend soaked in the bathtub at home during the day, went to the sea to fish for goods in the middle of the night, and helped her make the seafood online store the best on the Internet.
Someone is causing trouble? Cang Yuan summoned fish and crab generals to make his opponents doubt their lives.
Lin Wan counted the pearls and sighed: If I had known that the mermaid was so easy to use, I shouldn't have hesitated in the first place.