Seizing Fortuitous Encounters to Cultivate Immortality, the System Takes Me to the Top

【Unconventional cultivation skills + silly comedy + ensemble cast + coming of age + no romance + popular female lead】 The System gives the heroine a wildly powerful and entertaining cheat, with abilities that grow step by step and are occasionally hilarious. Jiang Yue'e transmigrates and accepts a mission from the System: seize the destined ones' opportunities and save the world. She thought she'd be facing ruthless, battle-hardened heroes like Long Aotian and Feng Aotian. But somehow, starting with the second destined one, things went off the rails. Each one was weirder than the last. One of them was Yun Potian, who decided that everyone should be buried with his parents to honor their love. Standing atop the city wall, he wept into the wind: “This dynasty is unworthy of my parents' deep love.” Jiang Yue'e kicked him straight into a lake full of piranhas. “Then why don't you go down there and keep them company?” Another man, from a certain sect, was convinced every woman in the world had a crush on him. After Jiang Yue'e rejected his “heartfelt confession” for the 66th time, he drew his sword. “If I can't have your heart, then you can die!” Jiang Yue'e cut him down with a backhanded strike and hung him up in front of his sect for everyone to see. A sign read: “Average-looking guy with delusions of grandeur. What a creep.” Later, she met a deranged holy son who planned to kill half the population first for the sake of “peace for all”; then there was a demonic cultivator who believed he was a god and all mortals were ants... Every one of these destined ones thought fate had chosen them. Jiang Yue'e weighed the various rewards the System had given her in her hand and smiled kindly. “Lucky for you, big sis specializes in taking down people who think fate chose them.”