[Slytherin heroine + first person + everyone loves her + ensemble cast + comedy]
[Unlimited authorial liberties + OOC warning. First-person Mary Sue story. The heroine has several romantic storylines and ambiguous relationships with multiple people. Each will get a separate bonus chapter in the ending.]
I transmigrated into the body of a half-blood Slytherin and thought I’d landed in an underdog comeback story. Then the System sent me back to Voldemort’s childhood to reform him?
I immediately threw an uppercut.
“People bitten by a black mamba don’t survive,” seven-year-old Tom Riddle said coldly, staring at me.
“Funny you should say that.” I shook out my numb fist. “I’m not even human.”
The male leads include, but aren’t limited to:
Draco: childhood friends who bicker like enemies
Blaise: a carefree playboy who changes his ways for you
Theodore: the one exception in his otherwise composed life
Voldemort: a fated disaster, a real disaster
📢 Breaking! The first issue of Hogwarts’s underground newspaper, The Kindred, has appeared in a hallway vending machine! The editor is none other than her.
Issue One: “Is Dumbledore’s Sweet Tooth an Addiction or True Love?” The whole school is in an uproar.
Issue Two: “Why Is Professor Snape Always So Much Grumpier in Winter?” The editor nearly receives a death threat.
Caught between truth and utter nonsense, the editor chooses to spout nonsense about the truth.
[Reader’s Guide]
· The heroine is a crazy, universally adored beauty: rational on the outside, unhinged within.
· There are three transmigrators in this story. One is the heroine, another appears within the first 15 chapters, and the third is very well hidden.
· The System isn’t with the heroine; it belongs to another transmigrator.
Also known as: “I Sell Newspapers at Hogwarts”
