Tomb Raiding: Treating the Southern Blind Man and Northern Mute as Patients

[Tomb raiding + powerful partners + mutual redemption + original setting + OOC]

When they open their eyes, Shen Zhiwei and Ye Shuying find themselves mistakenly dragged into a tomb-raiding world by a mischievous consciousness looking for fun.

From the start, faced with the predicament of diving into an underwater tomb, they respond by flipping the bird at the heavens.

Shen Zhiwei treats a thousand-year-old tomb like a crime scene to investigate.

Ye Shuying treats entering a tomb like a high-risk biohazard rescue operation.

When Wang Pangzi lights an incense candle and opens a coffin:

Shen Zhiwei: The coffin's orientation and the choice of grave goods both point to the tomb owner's need for control and lack of security.

Ye Shuying: This is an enclosed space, and airborne particulates exceed safe levels. Everyone put on a mask.

When Wu Xie is chased all over the place by a zongzi:

Shen Zhiwei: Judging by its pursuit route, this is a classic case of path dependence.

Ye Shuying: Avoid contact with its bodily fluids. If necessary, we can neutralize it safely.

Wu Xie and Wang Pangzi hug each other and burst into tears: Are these two really here to raid tombs? Why does this feel like an academic seminar?

When they run into Zhang Qiling and Hei Xiazi, two formidable men looking worse for wear:

Shen Zhiwei shoves her notebook in front of Zhang Qiling: Patient, your microexpressions are giving away your childhood trauma. We need to have an in-depth conversation.

Ye Shuying slams her first-aid kit into Hei Xiazi's chest: What's so funny? Your body's running on empty and you're still putting on an act? Lie flat and let me stitch you up!

And so, of course...

The usually cool and aloof Zhang Qiling looks at forensic profiler Shen more and more tenderly;

Meanwhile, the bespectacled rogue clings shamelessly to Doctor Ye every day, begging for special treatment.