I'm Locked in with the Loser

The two people who least wanted to get married in the entire capital were tied together by an imperial edict. He Nanxing's evaluation of Pei Yanting was just two words: trash. Pei Yanting's evaluation of He Nanxing was in two words: shrew. He said that she "has nothing to lose and no man wants her in this life." She said he was "nothing but a face, living and wasting food." The whole capital is betting on how many days the new house will last after these two get married. On the day the imperial edict came down, He Nanxing slapped the red tassel gun on the table and said, "I'll marry you. But I made a three-part agreement with him - let's do our own thing and not interfere with each other. After fooling the emperor and the parents of both families, we can go our separate ways." Pei Yanting rarely agreed with her: "It's exactly what I want. From now on, I will pretend to be affectionate in front of outsiders, and no one will care about me behind closed doors." So the most bizarre couple appeared in the capital—— At the palace banquet, he served her food and smiled tenderly and considerately. She stepped on his instep under the table and threatened in a low voice: "If you act again, you'll be fine." She was impeached, and he insulted Yan Guan with a stick of incense in the court. She stood outside the hall waiting for him to come out, folding her arms: "Who asked you to help me?" "Nonsense, your surname is Pei now. To scold you is to scold my Pei family - do you think I want to help you?" He was trapped into a gambling debt, so she rushed into the casino with a red tassel gun and fished him out. He lay on her shoulder and said dullly, "Didn't you say that everyone should do their own thing?" She threw him into the carriage and said, "I am the only one who can bully my trash. If others bully me, break their legs." Then one day, as usual, the two acted affectionate in front of outsiders. He held her waist and lowered his head close to her ear. The mole on the tip of your nose——