Don't Talk to Me About the System, I'll Take This

Ten years ago, I thought the system was my golden finger. I call it daddy. If it asks me to slap me in the face, I will slap it. If it asks me to show off, I will pretend to be cool. Until it drained the last bit of my value and kicked me. The building collapsed, the money was gone, and the wife ran away. Ten years later, I'm back. Bring a dedicated eating system with you. Strategy system? Tamper with the task and make the host confess to the dean in public. Shenhao system? Change "spend a thousand dollars" to "spend a thousand paper cranes" and the host will go bankrupt on the spot. Xueba system? Let it dance "Little Apple" during the final exam. I'm not targeting anyone. I mean, all the systems here - they're all bad guys.