I was a delivery guy, and I got dumped.
I started picking up scraps, and got rich.
My former fiancée begged me to come back. I asked, “Who are you?”
The whole family of a rich heir knelt outside my door. I told them, “You’re blocking the way.”
Presidents from all over the world lined up to ask me to appraise their treasures. I said, “I’m busy delivering food.”
The world’s richest man waved a hundred-billion-yuan check at me, begging me to sell him some junk. I said, “I just picked up this cigarette box. You can have it.”
That’s what being invincible looks like: plain and simple.
