UrbanShuangwenTCMHumor
After being reborn and returning to the first day of internship, Lin Bei awakened to the "prescribing the right medicine system". As long as the patient complies with the doctor's instructions 100%, he can gain experience points.
But he desperately found that the people he was responsible for were all stubborn old people who avoided medical treatment and only believed in Feng Shui and not hospitals.
Faced with the old man who refused to take anti-inflammatory medicine to death, Lin Bei burned a piece of yellow paper on the spot and mixed the medicinal powder into the water: "Uncle, this is the consecration water from Jiuhua Mountain. Once it is dried, it can cure diseases." The old man drank it up without hesitation.
From then on, the style of the clinic completely deviated.
Auntie was superstitious about Feng Shui and refused to go to the ground. Lin Bei set up a "Transportation Formation" in the ward and ordered her to walk 10,000 steps around the bed every day to activate the formation eyes.
The uncle was addicted to fortune telling and refused infusion. Lin Bei put on his Taoist robe and counted with his fingers, and concluded that his life was short of "golden liquid" and he must drink eight large glasses of normal saline every day.
Half a month later, the sports school internet celebrity held up a camera and kicked open the door of the clinic, preparing to live broadcast on the entire network to crack down on the fakers.
The next second, he stood frozen on the spot - dozens of uncles and aunts were holding gold-lettered banners that said "Hua Tuo is alive", and the clinic was packed to the brim.
In the corner, the chief physician of a tertiary hospital stared at the medical record book filled with metaphysical charms, and the tea cup held between his fingertips shook to the ground.
