Zhou Mo is an unlucky guy whose phone had the "Nuwa Clan Experimental Observation and Training System (Android Version)" forcibly installed.
System: Binding successful. Transmigration begins!
Zhou Mo: Wait, I haven't agreed!
His vision went black, and he was gone.
When he woke up, he had become a clearance-sale vacuum robot, lying in a haunted manor overseas. There had been a murder on the grounds, and someone was impersonating a demon to make it look like a supernatural legend.
The moment he poked his head out, the killer kicked him over.
Zhou Mo: Why kick a vacuum cleaner?
And so the horror movie began going off the rails.
Just as a victim was about to be silenced, the vacuum cleaner surged forward, rammed the killer's shin, and sprayed disinfectant all over his face.
While the police were investigating, the TV screen turned blue and displayed: The body is in the basement.
People thought it was a supernatural event, the police figured the killer had left a clue, and the demon suspected that a higher-dimensional being had intervened.
The case was solved, and Zhou Mo was just about to breathe a sigh of relief.
Then the local cult went mad, kneeling to draw a magic circle:
"Guiding whisper at the end of eternity, returning echo in the depths of all things, the lost one's only answer."
"Lord of Revelation and Guidance! How can we survive?"
Zhou Mo: What the hell? How did I become a god?
China's security services: "The methods are far ahead of their time, at least at a national level."
Overseas, they took apart the vacuum cleaner and found it was the most basic old model, one that had been broken for ages.
The believers went even crazier: "It's a miracle!"
Only Zhou Mo knew the truth: he was just an unlucky guy.
But every time he solved a case, the System tossed him off to a new location.
System: Teleportation complete! You're at another crime scene again~
Zhou Mo: Could you at least teleport me somewhere decent!? Why is it a crime scene every time?
The System played dead: Insufficient energy. Unable to activate~ Keep it up, Host!
Zhou Mo: I'm tired. Let's just destroy everything.
