You Told Me to Cultivate, So How Did I Lie Flat and Become a Great Emperor?

[Slacking off] [Lie flat] [Mistaken assumptions] [Lighthearted] [Scheming]

Lu Xian: All right, then. I'll start working hard today!

Huh? What's this? A bed? I'll lie down for a bit.

Okay, I'll start working hard today!

Huh? What's this? A bed? I'll lie down for a bit.

Three hundred years later

New cultivator: "Please, Great Emperor, tell us how you cultivated!!!"

Lu Xian: "Cultivation? I have no idea. I just eat and sleep every day."

Old cultivator: "This old dog is lying again!"