"Help! There's something going on!"
Late at night, in the basement of the community, a ghost was holding a child and shivering.
"Mom, I'm afraid..."
"Shh! Don't make a sound! People are coming!"
And that "person" was Lin Yi, who had just been struck by lightning and looked confused.
Lin Yi:? ? ?
No, you guys are afraid of me alone?
After being struck by lightning, Lin Yi was able to see ghosts.
He thought he was going to embark on some kind of supernatural and thrilling journey, but he found out:
When ghosts see people, they turn around and run away.
The ghost world has a special "human threat early warning system".
The first thing Gui does when he goes to work every day is to check the "Human Activity Heat Map" and plan a detour route.
The headlines in ghost news are always: "Human density is increasing in a certain area, please stay away."
If the ghost child disobeys, the ghost mother will scare him: "If you make trouble again, I will throw you to a crowded place!"
Even——
The ghost world also specializes in "human-themed horror films."
Lin Yi looked at the human beings wearing red clothes, holding flashlights and setting off firecrackers in the movie, scaring a group of ghosts out of their wits.
He fell silent.
Later, the ghost world officials came to visit.
"Mr. Lin, we would like to hire you as a 'Human Affairs Consultant'."
"The job description is simple: help us understand human behavior and avoid accidental injuries."
So Lin Yi had an additional identity: the only human liaison in the ghost world.
Or according to the ghost world——
"Rape".
