I got struck by lightning while dating and transmigrated to a world of superpowers.
Everyone had a superpower, but all he got was a pebble.
His girlfriend, after awakening her power, left with a breezy, "We're just from the same hometown."
From the start, he was a good-for-nothing. Then he discovered that the pebble contained the earth deity's divine status from his old homeland, China, and he became the local Earth God in a world of superpowers.
He raised chickens, farmed the land, and spread Chinese culture. He had only wanted to lie flat and live as a wealthy landowner, but ended up stealing the faith of the gods from another world.
When the divine army laid siege to his doorstep, the Earth God could no longer lie flat. He switched from words to weapons and beat the otherworld into submission...