I, Chen Fan, am the modern salted fish ceiling, and my life creed: never sit down if you can lie down, never work hard if you can catch fish. Until something called the "Becoming a God System" forcibly bound me, forcing me to fight monsters, upgrade, and save the world every day. I refused to do the task, and it directly deducted my deposit; I pretended to be dead, and it arranged a disaster for me; I secretly deleted the system, and it threw me into the Nest of Ten Thousand Demons. System: Host, please become a god, otherwise you will be punished by thunder. Me: I choose to be struck by lightning. System: The lightning strikes will continue until you agree. Me: ... Becoming a god, right? Just wait, even if I become a god, I still have to lie down and be a god!
