Song Bing, as his name suggests, has a paralyzed face and a dramatic heart. As the youngest intern at the Dragon Academy, his biggest wish in life was to eat and die - until one day, he was hit in the head by a "light ball" falling from the sky, and a mean voice sounded in his mind: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for binding the 'Secret Base Sign-in System'!"
How bad is this system? When others sign in, they will receive exercises and magical weapons. When they sign in, they will receive rice cookers, instant noodles, and a "sweeping robot (smart version)"! What's even more outrageous is that the system also forced him to build a "secret base" in an abandoned warehouse, the back of the school, or even the bathroom of the villain's lair.
But when the evil demon king "Soul Eater" came to the city with his army of demons, and all the immortal cultivators were retreating steadily, Song Bing discovered that the instant noodles he signed in could make the demon king cry, the sweeping robot beat up thousand-year-old zombies, and the rice cooker steamed the ancient evil god as soon as the lid was opened! The most outrageous thing is that the base he built in the toilet of the Demon King's lair actually automatically obtained the property rights of the "Demon Queen's Back Garden"...
From then on, Song Bing embarked on an alternative road to salvation by riding a "Smart Sweeper", carrying an "Instant Noodle Nuclear Bomb", and saying the most risqué words with an iceberg face. But there seems to be a bigger secret hidden behind the system - why do all signed items carry divine inscriptions? Who is that customer service person who always sends him "good night" at midnight?
