What Do You Mean, Senior Sister? You're My System?

[System: If you were with someone eccentric right now and planning to go have fun, which of the following would you choose?

One: Go deep into the Blood Cliff, find an ancient ferocious beast, and sneak up while it's sleeping to stick a sword up its butt.

Two: Take a spaceship to Zhongzhou overnight, reach the Holy Land, find the current Saintess, and perform a striptease in front of her.

Three: In front of everyone from the Qingyun Sect, confess your love to Zhou Tianqin in the gentlest voice possible.]

Li Chaoyang: "..."