[No CP] [Ridiculous Cultivation] [Ensemble Cast at the Sect] [Two Souls, Split Personality]
The Demon King stares at his four-year-old daughter, Bai Yueyue, then at the half-empty granary. After a moment's thought, he says, "Daughter, why don't you go visit your maternal grandparents among the humans?"
Bai Yueyue: Got it. Dad thinks I eat too much.
With provisions packed, she sneaks into the human realm. She gets swindled three times in one day, and just when she thinks she's gotten a little sharper, she turns around and gets tricked into joining a rundown little sect: the Cloud Hidden Sect.
She's about to run when she realizes: no fighting over food, room and board included, and they even make special meals.
This is the life.
In a secret realm, she leads a pack of beasts in robbing cultivators and steals most of their resources without anyone noticing. She counts spirit stones on her fingers and toes, and when they aren't enough, she grabs her senior brother's hands and feet to count on too.
Short on cash? Sell cultivators' secrets! Want revenge on her mother's enemy? Sell her secrets and find someone to make trouble for her!
Life couldn't be sweeter.
Then she finds her mother's diary, and Bai Yueyue's hand trembles: everyone in the Cloud Hidden Sect is a villainous cannon fodder character in a story about a great heroine. Their fate is to be wiped out.
They hurt her mother, covet her father, and want to turn over her dinner table?
Who cares if she's the fated heroine? Even Heaven's Dao can leave the food behind!
From then on, an oddball appears in the cultivation world: a lazy little good-for-nothing who seems to do nothing but slack off and eat, while secretly stirring up trouble and selling information. She steals other people's lovers, snatches their opportunities, and beats down their simps, stubbornly turning the fated heroine into the cultivation world's unluckiest person.
Everyone thinks she's just eccentric. They don't know there's another soul living in her little body: one is soft, sweet, and wicked, while the other is cold and ruthless.
On the night they spring the trap, an immortal soul descends from the upper realm: "I act in Heaven's name."
The little girl slowly raises her head, her gaze changing in an instant. Blood-red killing intent surges into the sky, and her baby voice turns bone-chillingly cold:
"With the body of a god, I carry out Heaven's judgment. Those who steal Heaven's fortune shall die."
Even Heaven's Dao has to get in line for
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