The Strange Path to Immortality, the Only God in the World of Immortality

[Thriller and weird immortality] + [Black humor] + [Twisted emotions] + [Insanity collapse] + [Obsessive-compulsive disorder] + [Persecution paranoia] If you suddenly traveled through time and became a hair, with no system, no golden fingers, and only the ability to make everyone grow hair, how would you survive? Black Sanyuan's answer: Make them itch. Something is not right about this world of immortality. Righteous Dao advocates sacrificing the small to protect the old every day, treats disembowelment as primary school physical education class, and treats drawing blood to pay taxes as daily merit. On the contrary, the devil's path is cute and simple, focusing on practicing and not causing trouble. The evil path is really bad and really crazy, but the madness is clear and the most real. Fortunately, he has "dirty growth" and specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction. Does the fairy think he is obscene? With a wave of his hand, they were covered in leg hair. Want to get rid of it? You have to let him touch it. The male cultivator said he was disgusting? The hair on your nose makes you drag the floor, making you stumble when you walk... The whole righteous path was messed up by him. Since then, there is a saying that has been widely circulated in the world of immortality: "Itching is not an attack, it is a reminder. It reminds you that you are still alive." (All the contents in this book are fictional and do not reflect reality. Please do not substitute them. If you feel uncomfortable, please leave a comment to remind the author. Thank you for reading.)