[Horror and Eerie Cultivation] + [Black Comedy] + [Twisted Emotions] + [Sanity Collapse] + [Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder] + [Persecution Complex]
If you suddenly transmigrated into a single hair, with no System, no golden finger, and only the ability to make everyone grow hair, how would you survive?
Hei Sanyuan's answer: Make them itch.
There's something off about this cultivation world, too.
The righteous path is always preaching about sacrificing the few to save the many. They treat being disemboweled like elementary school gym class, and bloodletting taxes like everyday merit-making.
The demonic path, on the other hand, is sweetly simple, focused on cultivation and staying out of trouble.
The sinister path is genuinely evil and genuinely insane, but its madness is plain to see, and it's the most real of them all.
Luckily, he has "Filthy Growth," the perfect cure for anyone who won't fall in line.
The fairies think he's disgusting? One wave of his hand, and their legs are covered in hair. Want it gone? Then let him touch you.
A male cultivator calls him revolting? He'll make your nose hair grow until it drags along the ground and trips you up as you walk...
The entire righteous path is numb from dealing with him.
Since then, one saying has spread across the cultivation world: "Itching isn't an attack. It's a reminder. A reminder that you're still alive."
(All content in this book is entirely fictional and has absolutely no connection to reality. Please don't read yourself into it. If anything makes you uncomfortable, let the author know in the comments. Thank you, dear readers.)
