(Multiple heroines) (Big Yundai truck) (Heavily altered plot) (A little unhinged)
Su Yihua, male, twenty-two, senior corporate drudge at an internet company.
His desk is the first seat in the last row by the window. He slacks off at work and grinds games after hours. His life's ambition is to save up enough Stellar Jades to pull for a wife, until one night, when a semi-truck marked “Dayun” ran him over.
(Dayun: Call, and I'll come.)
When he opened his eyes again, he realized this world seemed to be fucking Honkai: Star Rail.
And his life had finally changed from “getting empty promises from his boss every day” to “getting thoroughly bred by Firefly every day.”
(What's the difference?)
Su Yihua: “...Could you let me off just this once?”
Firefly/System: No. (After all, Dayun's here.)
