Guo Sanjin dreamed of getting into Qingyun Sect's graduate program, but his aptitude was mediocre, and after three attempts, he still failed to make the list. Just as he was about to give up cultivation and go home to farm, a strange lottery System suddenly appeared: "Congratulations, Host! You've won a chance to enter the Happy Graduate Exam Lottery!" From then on, Guo Sanjin's path to immortality went completely off the rails. While others painstakingly cultivated their techniques, he drew a prize and instantly became an inner-power master. While others stockpiled spirit stones, he drew a "Spirit Stone Making Machine" and grew rich on the spot. While others fought over immortal pills, he drew "Complete Tonic Pills" and ate them like candy. Most absurd of all, the System insisted that he "study happily and cultivate happily," but his happiness seemed to depend on driving the whole sect insane. He forced the elders to do group square dancing, made the sword cultivators sing Meow Meow Song every day, and even tamed the villainous big shot with a "Compulsory Obedience Talisman" he won in the lottery. Just when everyone thought this was nothing more than a comedy, Guo Sanjin's novice-period reward, a fragment of a treasure map, pointed straight to a secret even the System was reluctant to discuss...
