Paralyzed in My First Year of College, I Was Toppling Cities, Ascending to Heaven, and Slaying Gods by My Second

[In the name of the Three Great Emperors Jiahao, Luxiang, and Xuange, I hereby summon all Tomato readers to come in and laugh their heads off!]…

Gu Xiu had been flat on his back for half a year when he awakened the Xuanguai Xiang show-off System…

“Stick with this martial arts major for a few years after graduation, and you’ll find there’s more to it than meets the eye.”

“Go there and focus on gaining experience first.”

“With experience, you wouldn’t be making only 800,000.”

“Gu Xiu, you’re sure it’s 2,800 a month, right? The Heavenly Dao has collapsed! I, Chen Tao, student council president, need only one sword to make you weep, cry your eyes out, sob and wail, crawl around looking for your teeth, and crap your pants!”

When alien beasts attacked the school,

all the students hid inside the teaching building.

Only Gu Xiu stood guard outside.

Alien beast: “I’m not even afraid to fight you.”

Gu Xiu: “Then don’t be.”

Alien beast: “So, can I go in?”

Gu Xiu: “No.”

Alien beast: “Do I have to be scared to get in?”

Gu Xiu: “You still can’t come in, even if you’re scared.”

Alien beast: “Is this your first time standing guard?”

Gu Xiu: “No.”

Alien beast: “Then why can’t I go in?”

Gu Xiu: “You’re a beast, not a person…”

Years later, the great demons of the throne attacked the human world en masse.

The age-old belief that there were no gods in the heavens was shattered.

Humans became spiritual food for beasts, demons, and gods, as well as battlegrounds for their wars. Walls crumbled, and lives were laid waste.

Then! A man stepped out of the mist.

He shook mountains, overturned seas, subdued beasts, slew demons, ascended to the heavens, and drove out the gods.

Only then did everyone realize:

“So you…

y-you, you really are Xuange…”