You Asked Me to Make Crafts, So Why Did I Build a Causality Weapon?

Lin Chen runs a Taobao handicraft shop that promises to make anything its customers ask for.

Then one day, foreign spies and their slavishly pro-Western lackeys try to smear Chinese manufacturing by placing a barrage of outrageous orders.

Luckily, Lin Chen awakens the [Hardcore Fabrication System]. As long as you dare to ask, he can turn any consumer product into a weapon that defies causality!

[You accept an order for a “bulletproof umbrella,” incorporate the strong force, and handcraft a raindrop-sized defensive shield that can withstand C4 explosives, shocking the entire internet!]

[You accept an order for a “fish-finding fishing rod,” equip it with carbon nanotube line and an antigravity device, and cast it into international waters, hauling an Eagleland nuclear submarine right out of the ocean!]

[You accept an order for an “aerial photography drone,” install miniature controlled nuclear fusion and plasma stealth, then activate its fire-control lock and force Eagleland’s sixth-generation fighter to halt in the stratosphere!]

[You accept an order for an “agricultural tractor” and modify it into...]

Public intellectual influencer, breaking down in tears: I just wanted to livestream a fact-check. Why did National Security bust down my door, pin me to the floor, and charge me with treason?!

Eagleland’s military, trembling: You call these little Taobao products?! Even someone running an online shop in Huaxia can hand-build a star destroyer now?!

A bigwig at the Strategic Deception Bureau, issuing orders in the middle of the night: Seal off the news! Buy out all the stock in Lin Chen’s shop! Nobody leaves a bad review!

Before anyone realized it, Lin Chen had driven the global military-industrial complex to madness with just a few “little consumer products”!