Don't Let Fun Save the World

When the whole world was falling apart, I was the only one who was as emotionally stable as a Buddha. On the first day, I lost my identity as a man. The next day, God told me: You will face endless fear and despair. I touched my empty crotch and smiled. Fear? Despair? Could it get any more exciting than what I experienced this morning? In the dungeon, my teammates were so frightened that they cried for father and mother, while I was eating melon seeds next to me: That's it? The gods sent down mental pollution, and everyone fell into madness. I took out the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation": Why don't you do some questions to calm down? Later, God finally couldn't help but ask me: What are you enjoying? I answer: When a man has nothing to lose, he is the happiest person in the world. God: ... I regret choosing you.