After deliveryman Chen Fan is poisoned to death by a bowl of expired malatang, he awakens a Cultivation System!
He thought he was about to embark on an invincible path of showing off and face-slapping, but all the System's missions are:
[Deliver braised chicken rice to a Golden Core cultivator. A bad review means instant death.]
[Pick up a pack of cigarettes for a Fusion-stage big shot, and help treat his ED while you're at it.]
[Deliver milk tea inside the Immortal-Slaying Formation. If you're one minute late, you explode on the spot!]
Chen Fan: “???”
I just want to deliver takeout. How is the cultivation world even more ridiculous than a bad Meituan review?!
(Friendly reminder: This book may kill you with laughter. Please don't read it while drinking.)
