[Comedic Contrasts + Scheming Trickster + Causality-Based Dimensional Overkill + Ruthless Action + Wild Misinterpretations]
After transmigrating to a high-martial world, Lin Yuan, whose vital energy ranks at the bottom, expects to be sent to the wilderness to mine. At the crucial moment, he awakens the [All Things Trait System].
As long as he touches something, he can extract all kinds of bizarre traits, combine them without limit, and apply them to weapons and techniques!
Only… the vibe of these traits is downright sinister.
When faced with an arrogant young heir from a wealthy family who threatens to break his legs, Lin Yuan pulls out a battered broom and gives it the white trait [Guaranteed to Be Caught Bare-Handed].
The next second, right in front of the entire school, the young heir slides ten meters through the air on his knees, presses his hands together to clamp down hard on the broom, and cries as he questions his entire existence.
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As Lin Yuan pulls out more and more sinister moves, the whole world’s vibe goes completely off the rails.
And yet, the people around him look at him with ever greater awe:
The aloof campus beauty’s eyes turn red. “He used such terrifying laws of causality that even his divine weapon crumbled to dust. He’s silently enduring the backlash of the Great Dao… It breaks my heart!”
Until one day, a foreign demon god descends, plunging all of humanity into despair.
Lin Yuan silently pulls out a speaker, its display flashing with the mythic-tier trait “Chicken, You’re Too Beautiful”…
“So, you’re a demon god? Come on, try taking this move!”
The next second, every god and demon across the heavens starts dancing against their will, paying tribute to the Sect Master!
