After losing his memory, Ning Xiu spent five years being a lovesick doormat.
One drunken night, someone told Ning Xiu he was bad in bed and gave him 250 yuan. He swore he would redeem himself.
At the school anniversary celebration, the campus belle called for help. One song, “As You Wish,” sent both their profiles soaring, and they were recruited by the state as well.
Then came “Time Out of Joint,” “Those Bygone Years,” and more… As hit songs kept pouring out, Ning Xiu’s fame grew by the day.
The woman he’d fawned over for five years began to regret her choice.
“Ning Xiu, I regret it. I actually fell for you a long time ago, but I didn’t want to admit it.”
The campus belle clutched Ning Xiu’s hand. “Give it up. He’s been mine for ages, and he took my money too. He’d never dump me after having his way.”
Ning Xiu: “!”
So, so, so the real culprit was right here beside me all along.
