Shen Yi traveled through time and became the shopkeeper of a rundown shop in Tokyo during the Northern Song Dynasty. He set a small goal for himself: not to work overtime, not to get involved, not to worry, just to eat until he is old.
However——
On the first day of business, I picked up a stupid apprentice and couldn't get rid of him.
On the third day after opening, I was reported to be operating without a license and had to go to the Yamen for a day.
On the fifth day of opening, I helped the wine shop next door sell wine, and sold out a month's worth of inventory in three days.
On the seventh day of opening, I made myself a deck chair, and the whole city came to watch.
Apprentice, neighbor, half-immortal, pig butcher, beautiful female shopkeeper...
One after another, they moved closer to him, each one more tormented than the last.
Shen Yi was heartbroken: I obviously just want to be a salted fish!
The apprentice looked serious: Shopkeeper, what is salted fish?
Shen Yi: Just a very leisurely fish.
Apprentice: But you, the shopkeeper, are much busier than the fish.
Shen Yi:......
