Everyone Chases a Fake Talented Lady, While I Marry the Mad Crown Princess

Xie Weilou transmigrates into a book set in the Qin dynasty and becomes the number-one simp for Su Wanqing, the fated prodigy. According to the plot, he is about to have his bones crushed by Su Wanqing’s countless suitors, and his entire family will be executed. Xie Weilou sneers. “Someone else can be her simp. I’m going to stay alive!” To turn the tables, he binds himself to the “Cunning Hero System” and joins the Web of Shadows of Ying Jinshuang, Great Qin’s most terrifyingly deranged princess. The whole capital thinks he’s lost his mind. Su Wanqing looks down on him from her lofty perch. “If you go begging that she-devil for help, don’t come crawling back to me even if you die in the street.” But Xie Weilou produces papermaking, gunpowder, and repeating crossbows, helping the princess fight her way through the court and ascend the throne! When Xie Weilou holds power over all under heaven, Su Wanqing, disgraced and ruined, weeps as she kneels before the Xie residence and begs him to take her back. Before Xie Weilou can reply, a sword cleaves the gates of the imperial city apart. The sickly, lovesick empress strides through a sea of blood in her dragon robes. With her sword, she lifts Su Wanqing’s chin. Her eyes are red at the corners, and her smile is crazed. “Dare to touch my man? Do you want your entire clan exterminated?”