Great Qian: I Snatched the Embroidered Ball from Afar and Was Forced into Rebellion

Yan Xian transmigrates to the Great Qian and becomes the only heir of the mighty Marquis Wu’s household.

With the survival-minded belief that “as long as I’m decadent enough, the emperor won’t slaughter my whole family,” he decides to lie flat.

That is, until he awakens the “Rescue You” System.

“Ding! You saved a donkey in a difficult birth. Reward: the Divine Cloud-Reaching Hand!”

“Ding! You rescued oppressed refugees. Reward: the Tiger Demon Body-Tempering Art!”

And so the capital of Great Qian gains an eccentric young noble who rides a donkey around frantically accepting jobs.

One day, Yan Xian rides through Yunzhou and casually uses his newly learned Cloud-Reaching Hand to scratch an itch from afar. But he uses too much force and pulls a bright red bridal ball, thrown by the chief minister’s daughter to choose a husband, all the way from two streets away!

He looks at the peerlessly beautiful young lady clinging to his leg, then at the three thousand heavily armored cavalry he has assembled while taking jobs…

Yan Xian sighs. “Your Majesty, I only wanted to deliver takeout. This rebellion… you’re the one who forced me into it!”