I'm Sasuke, the current reincarnation of Indra, and probably a transmigrator from a previous life. Ever since I arrived in the ninja world, I've watched it turn into a place I barely recognize.
Wait, aren't I the protagonist? So you've all gotten my cheat abilities instead?
Sakura, what are you researching? What do you mean, “Please call me Dr. Haruno”? Did Orochimaru teach you to lose your mind? Orochimaru, whose son are you, anyway? Keep your apprentice in line! What do you mean she's your mother? Have you been playing Valorant?
Tsunade, you old girl, put my brother down! What does it matter to you that my brother can use Wood Release and Adamantine Sealing Chains? What do you mean Naruto reminds you of your brother and lover, and the more you look at him, the more you think they must have possessed him? Believe it or not, I'm calling the cops! You're a Hokage, don't break the law knowingly.
Hey, you perverted old Toad Sage! Keep using my face to hit on girls and I'll turn on my master and betray my own people! What? What do you mean I'm wanted by the bathhouse? What on earth did you do, you old geezer?
With all the headaches my bizarre teammates cause me, the only thing that occasionally brings me a little familiar warmth is hunting the Otsutsuki monsters that spawn out in the wild.
