I was so focused on giving an IV drip to a fake plastic tree that the Supernatural Tales System chose me as the nation's hope!
But I'm... damn it, just a mental patient?!
I descend into an SSS-rank death instance from the start, surrounded by the supernatural! Luckily, my [Self-Consistent Logic System] awakens on the spot!
You say this is a man-eating supernatural creature? No! It's a poor patient with a canker sore who needs a tooth pulled! You say that headless specter is here to claim lives? Wrong! That's a critically ill patient with a persistent fever who needs to be cooled down physically!
The headless Sister Bai, whom I just gave a watermelon for a head, sways her snake-like waist in her nurse's uniform and respectfully offers me a chainsaw. "Director, this new patient won't behave. Should we treat them with electroshock?"
What a spectacle!
Watching this scene in the livestream, Lin Shen, chief of staff at the National Bureau for Supernatural Tales Response, silently clutches his heart. He's just finished another bottle of emergency heart pills...
Looking at the supernatural beings lined up to register, crying and begging me to stop treating them, I can't help but fall into thought... Why are all these patients so resistant to treatment? How am I supposed to open my Myriad Worlds Harmony Patients' Association across the whole universe?
