Lin Xiao travels through the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty with the "Monthly Single Product Blind Box System".
He opened a "pop-up store" with extremely weird rules on the busiest street in Chang'an.
This store only sells one kind of modern product every month. It closes on time at the end of the month and changes its sign the next month to continue selling new products!
In the first month, the new store sold windproof lighters.
Cheng Yaojin was so excited that he lit his signature beard on fire in order to grab the starting spot.
In the second month, the store changed its sign and switched to selling glass mirrors and high-end perfumes.
Queen Changsun took the lead in frantically shopping for goods, and the top ladies of the Tang Dynasty fought in front of the store to grab a VIP spot.
In the third month, the store launched new modern down jackets and self-heating hot pot.
The Turkic envoys wanted to be rewarded with a large sum of money, but the Tang Dynasty dignitaries joined forces and packed sacks into their hands and beat them out of Chang'an City.
As modern ice cream, bright flashlights, and anti-inflammatory drugs come to the world one after another, Wu Xing Qi Wang, who monopolizes the market, has been hit by dimensionality reduction and is on the verge of bankruptcy.
Seeing Li Shimin who visited privately incognito every day and took the lead in urging updates at the door of the store, Lin Xiao helplessly spread his hands.
"Your Majesty, we agreed to only sell one product every month. How come you even moved the gold from the treasury and queued up?"
Li Shimin's eyes turned red: "Stop talking nonsense, I will mortgage Princess Changle to you, and next month's new product, the Tang Dynasty Royal Family, will be fully covered!"
Well, almost
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It lowered Cheng Yaojin's IQ, making him look like a rogue in the market [awkward laugh]
The writing was more or less too strenuous, and none of the nobles had an above-average IQ. [Laughing and crying]
It is widely criticized that the merchants of the Tang Dynasty dared to confront the nobles