[The dramatist Green Tea's fake daughter VS the vicious-tongued and iron-faced censor, intertwined, relaxed and refreshing article] (Green Tea reorganizes the court / the censor sweeps the back house / the macho man is charming and angry)
Shen Jiaojiao is a fake green tea daughter who survives in the Hou Mansion by pretending to be weak and shedding tears.
Pei Zheng, a cold-faced censor, became famous for his unique skills: scolding corrupt officials, hitting pillars, and criticizing him all over the court. He was nicknamed "The Living King of Hell".
Just the night before the real daughter returned and Shen Jiaojiao was about to be kicked out - the two penetrated each other!
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Court:
The Ministry of Revenue impeached: "Pei Zheng has taken bribes and violated the law. Please punish him severely!"
All civil and military officials in the court were waiting to see "Mad Dog Pei" roll up his sleeves and curse.
But the eyes of the eight-foot-tall "Pei Yushi" suddenly turned red. He leaned weakly against the dragon pillar and took out a handkerchief to wipe away the non-existent tears:
"Your Majesty Mingjian~ In order to investigate the case, Wei Chen ate rice bran for half a month, but several adults bullied me in this way. My loyalty is really going to be broken, ..."
Minister of the Ministry of Finance:? ? ?
The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty:! ! !
The emperor was furious: My beloved has suffered! The Minister of Household Affairs fined him half a year's salary!
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Back house:
The real daughter said aggressively: "I will tear your charming face to pieces!"
"Shen Jiaojiao" Yun Danfengqing said: "Article 28 of the "Dayan Code", whoever gathers a crowd with weapons to stir up trouble is the first offender to have sixty sticks. Steward, go to Shuntian Mansion to report the case."
True daughter:? Didn't you just cover your face and cry before?
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Late night connection:
Shen: That aunt of yours is so abominable!
Pei: Cry.
Shen:?
Pei: You taught me. Tears welled up in my eyes and refused to fall. I tried it and it works.
Shen: ... You are a straight man and quite talented.
